Im Scott and stuff. I post what i want.
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
its really shit liking someone who doesn’t like you